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basedgosh:

people who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared

(via chillvibesz)

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war on a desperate man by Eli young band > today

Prefectly describes me lately.

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I don’t kknow why but I’ve been thinking about you all day. You wont.leave my mind and I’ve finally figured out why.

You’re supposed to graduate tomorrow.

You were supposed to graduate tomorrow.

I don’t kknow how im going to hold.myself together tomorrow. Im already bawling my eyes out.

I miss you more and mmore everyday. Its been over a year and I still can’t believe you’re gone. I wish I could go back and say goodbye one final time.

You were my best friend when I was little and to think that we lost you is just unfathomable.

I love and miss you Jayli. I hope you’re resting happy.

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dumpsterfetus:

if i ever work at a place that sells lottery tickets i’m gonna flirt with everyone who buys them cuz i ain’t missing out when they finally win

(Source: 1nd2rd3st, via duhwonderyears)

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merrytomlomsom:

you’ve been pregnant for so long

it feels like a maternity 

(Source: harrytomlomsom, via hiddencube)

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saltandvinegarcrisps:

i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far

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iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

w hat do snakes use for protection

ANACONDOMS!!!!!

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IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE.
YOU’RE WELCOME.

THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY

OH MY GOD.I just spent like, the last hour or something doing this. 

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING BESIDES TUMBLR THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME FKDSKCFGNDKNGKNGDFds
niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

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shoolisnpals:

weedhitler:

Hey man, check out my band “Sand”.

We’re

post rock

I swear to every God

(Source: drugleaf, via hiddencube)

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shoolisnpals:

weedhitler:

Hey man, check out my band “Sand”.

We’re

post rock

I swear to every God

(Source: drugleaf, via hiddencube)

84,114 notes

ryaninwonderland:

quick way to get me to unfollow you

  1. reblog this 

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ocean-way:

∞ ocean way ∞